Few days’ earlier three scientists have been awarded Nobel Prize for discovering medicine to Cancer treatment. The congress Party members also demand for Nobel Prize for their president Rahul Gandhi.
Wondered of what great quality in Rahul made his party members in demanding this prestigious award? The quality is humor. Yes, they argued that ‘laughter is the best medicine’ and Rahul had spread this laughter medicine through his speeches, he must have cured millions of people across India.
Party’s spokesperson and ace sycophant Sanjay Jha told that, "Rahul Gandhi is a gift to humanity. Maybe, the committee which decides the Nobel Prize winners is not aware of his talent. Anyway, this should hardly come as a surprise in Modi's India."
"Very few people know that Rahul Gandhi watches cartoons, when he is ill because he believes laughter is the best medicine. He has been healing people by making them laugh hysterically through his speeches. Don't you think a visionary like him deserves the Nobel Prize in medicine? But, then again, what can you expect in Modi's India?"
As Rahul Gandhi studied from Harvard, the Nobel Committee has assumed that he might have an insight into medical research.
The congress party has decided to launch Rajiv Gandhi Nobel Prize and will soon be conferred on Rahul Gandhi.
BJP rejected this attempt and said that who cannot identify the difference between ‘Nobel’, ‘Noble’ and ‘Novel’ should not even dream about this prestigious award.